*Sigh* Godammit Florida...

"user314" (user314) 03/16/2018 at 15:42 • Filed to: Florida Man, nails

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Authorities in Oak Hill in Florida say someone is dumping nails along U.S. 1, and they’re doing it on purpose. (Kelly Joyce/Fox 35 Orlando)

An unknown Florida Man™ is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on part of US 1 through Oak Hill, leading to flattened tires and clean-up costs:

The nails have been responsible for flattening a number of tires, include one belonging to the wife of Oak Hill Mayor Doug Gibson, Fox 25 Orlando reported Thursday.

“The issue to me is safety,” Gibson said. U.S. 1 runs through Oak Hill for about two miles.

Gibson ordered the purchase of three magnetic rollers to scoop up the nails. So far hundreds have been collected.

Oak Hill Mayor Doug Gibson collects nails using a magnetic roller the city just purchased to deal with the problem. (Kelly Joyce/Fox 35 Orlando)

I mean, I get that living in a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! of two thousand or so (and the “hill” is barely 13 feet ASL) is boring, but this seems like a poor choice of entertainment.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > user314 03/16/2018 at 16:06

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What a tool! Hope he gets nailed by the authorities. A little jail time should hammer home the fact that he screwed up.

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/16/2018 at 16:30

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I’m literally running out of air as I scan through this

SmugAardvark > user314 03/16/2018 at 16:48

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All those little rural towns in north Brevard/south Volusia are pretty awful. I’m not terribly surprised this happened in a place like Oak Hill.

gettingoldercarguy > user314 03/16/2018 at 16:56

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This is the perp.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > user314 03/16/2018 at 17:25

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20 bucks says the guy owns a tires/towing operation

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > user314 03/16/2018 at 18:46

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His jail cell floor should be covered in Legos.